No question,
the nut didn’t fall far from the tree. The nut…that would be me. My old man
once bought a huge WWII cork and canvas U.S. Navy raft on a whim and tied it to
the roof of a truck. When he got to a railroad viaduct the raft wouldn’t fit
under the arch. So, he somehow bounced the overhanging front end down, inched
the truck forward a little, then bounced the trailing end down to see-saw under
the viaduct. My mother wasn’t thrilled to have “fly island” in the backyard for
years, and the raft was never used. Dad couldn’t resist an oddity or a
challenge. Neither can I.
Case in point: big week-long heavy
sleet storm 10 days before Christmas. Some of the arbor vitae around my yard
tower three stories above the house (I extend a roof rake out the upper window
to knock snow off) and others are wider than a country road. They are gorgeous
with frosted branches of wet snow, but – alas – one of the latter split and
caved. My chainsaw is busted, so the smart thing would be to hire out the
removal, right? But if I did that here in the Paul Bunyan state, I’d lose my
man card.
Much better to take a pruning saw out
in the storm to amputate a gazillion branches, make 30 trips dragging them up
the hill in my yard, and bring them in batches into the garage to complete the
autopsy. No challenge too big. I have only recently finished spreading leftover
paint from a dozen half-empty gallons on cardboard to dry so that I could get
rid of the cans with the trash, so there’s a little room in the garage. Just
gonna slowly reduce those lovely branches to something the trash haulers will
accept without it being gift wrapped. Papa would be proud.
Takes no effort at all, though, to slip
into the magic of night here in Minnesota. I’d take you on a photo tour to the
velvet vaults of my nocturnal escapes, if I could; but even a lo-lux camera is
denied passage there. You have to feel the emanations with your soul and expand
them to your other senses, else it’s like swallowing a vitamin pill to taste
food. I think the reason for magic coming at night is because subtracting
daylight awakens something in the ether. Whatever that something is, it acts as
a portal for passion and appetites. The hunters of the night cannot hide their
lust for satiation; so it kinda makes sense that all animals, including humans,
have evolved to sense that. And it discriminates between types of urgent needs.
If it’s the passion of mating, it draws; if it’s the hunger for feasting, it warns.
When you come to know the ether, the currents are nuanced and profound.
So, you’ll have to imagine what the
camera cannot record in the first five photos below. This is my neighborhood just
before Christmas. Behind my house, three wild turkeys are roosting high in a
live oak, and nearby a screech owl with lo-lux eyes surveys all. Insert a
coyote or a fox trotting briskly up the middle of the street in the middle of
the night. They know that humans are bedded down, and even an occasional car does
not deter them. One wonders what they read in the ether. Or as John
Denver sang, “…you fill up my senses, like a night in a forest.”
Pictures #6-9 capture the beauty of my
White Christmas by day. #10-11 – alas – are corpse photos of my arbor vitae
that didn’t survive the weight of a storm. Half of it is in the garage; half
left where it collapsed. And #12…that’s me wishing you health, wealth and
happiness in 2023!
Thomas "Sully" Sullivan