March, the hybrid month. Enter as a lion,
exit as a lamb. And in the middle, there is that portentous “beware the Ides of
March.” I’ve found all of it to be true on the calendar of my life. 31 days of
March have barely been enough to contain my high-light and low-light
anniversaries therein.
Not to mention, more often than not, it
includes some of Mom Nature’s most magical seasonal transitions. Here in
Minnesota, you might get the fury of a blizzard scouring out the last remnants
of the past year, subsiding with aromatic hints of something viridescent
awakening deep within the earth. Mud and green. God the alchemist conducts the
most profound transformations right on the roof of Hell in March, if only to
tweak a fallen angel’s nose. Soon, the enchantment of life from death will rise
toward the sun, burst into profusion, and launch an orgy of lust.
But first, there will be crust snow.
That’s the stuff that thaws by day and freezes by night. And if I pick my hours
right, crust snow will support me on skis as I soar helter-skelter off-trail,
slaloming around trees and low-slung branches where the penalty for missing a
gate is decapitation. Do it under a full moon, and you meet the sorceress of
midnight and the wizard of dawn.
Skiing the March transition from one
season to another is the consolation Olympics for me this year. But at least I
don’t have to deal with the trials and tribulations of state-sponsored
corruption, failed drug tests and hybrids of a different sort, i.e. sexually
ambiguous athletes. Reminds me of my satire “The Mickey Mouse Olympics,” first
published in Omni Magazine many decades ago. The story – which shifts between
two sport coaches, Russian and Soviet – spoofs massive cheating through
recombinant DNA and the protests that follow. My fictional games are held in
Cuba and sponsored by Walt Disney, with the second and fourth rings of the five
in the Olympic chain destined to become Mickey Mouse ears when the games are
over and the venues convert to a Disney theme park. The story has been a cash
cow for me, enjoying lucrative reprints, including Best of Omni and an Isaac
Asimov anthology. In a literary world where payment averaged between ½ cent to
a nickel a word, I was getting up to 50 cents/word. Maybe I’ll market it again next
Olympics, since it looks like politics and cheating are ever more prevalent.
By the by, to all my friends from the
aquatic world who swam with Mary Lou Shefsky, if you enjoyed her superb
adventures tracing her years as a Peace Corps volunteer in South America (LOVE
AND LATRINES in the Land of Spiderweb Lace), she has another book out. DAMN
HITLER presents a very different take on WWII through intimate letters from her
father, stationed in the Pacific theater, which she has annotated extensively.
Being a deeply personal work of love within her family, she is offering it free
to her friends. Here’s a link: https://www.dropbox.com/s/87iivzbkizdn53p/DamnHitler_E-COPY.pdf?dl=0
By the time the March Full Moon
arrives, this Sullygram should be in your hands. The Celts called the March
Full Moon the Chaste Moon because it heralds the first day of Spring and the
purity of fresh life. Chaste. I guess all that he-ing and she-ing of Spring get
a pass, if you think of it that way, and so that’s my take-away for March: something
pure and new, which just happens to be what I celebrate on the capstone date of
March 27th for this month. In all the swelter of ironies, oddities
and karma over 31 days, there had to be one redemptive date to glorify the
rites of spring.
Thomas "Sully" Sullivan